Breakfast Club Freestyle.

Does
anybody else miss
Sugar Crisp Kanye?
We
couldn’t get enough
times were andante.
He was
Cinamon Toast Crunching on those
Honey Bunches of beats,
he had the
Oats with the most, getting us
up out of our seats
Cheeri
o-ing “O damn!” when
he raised the stakes
he went from
bear to lion to tiger, won a Tony
with his Frosted Flakes.
He had us
munching on Uncle Sam
with funny rainbow Fruit Loops
while
other rappers still clung to their
guns and their zoot suits.
A
bit of Luck, a bit of Charm, he was
magically delicious
Count
Chocula disarmed us all, he
bit us, so malicous.
He had the
breakfast of champions, but it
ran out, it wasn’t enough –
now
Sonny boy is molting
on his bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
Like
Snap, Crackle, Pop, gone
Yeezy’s out to lunch
Kanye ain’t a god, he ain’t
even Cap’n Crunch.

© Rylan Skelly, August 2018


About the Author: I have a B.A. in Honours Religious Studies from the University of Waterloo; I have a love for all major world religions – Eastern, Western, or in between; I’m genderqueer, and I’m comfortable with male, neutral, and female pronouns; I’m married to my dear wife Lynn, who is the love of my life, my best friend, and my muse; I think far too much, and often have too many ideas to know what to do with; and I am a doing being, just like you!

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I have a B.A. in Honours Religious Studies from the University of Waterloo; I have a love for all major world religions - Eastern, Western, or in between; I'm genderqueer, and I'm comfortable with male, neutral, and female pronouns; I'm married to my dear wife Lynn, who is the love of my life, my best friend, and my muse; and I am a doing being, just like you!

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